Control Alt Human

"Remember when communication meant actual conversations? Now we're all professional digital ghosters, expertly navigating the existential dread of those three typing dots that never lead to an actual message. Your smart doorbell records your walk of shame, your robot vacuums live-streaming your questionable cleaning habits to Reddit, and your light bulbs are probably in therapy discussing your erratic sleep schedule."
From mindless scrolling during your kid's recital to panic-attacking that "inbox(927)" notification, "Control + Alt + Human" is your hilarious survival guide for a world gone insane. Finally, someone's saying what we're all thinking – and making us laugh while doing it.
DB Riley delivers a brutally funny take on modern life that'll have you nodding, cringing, and cry-laughing as you recognize:
• That person who turns every phone call into a public conversation
• Your own social media dopamine addiction (we see you refreshing Instagram at 11:30 PM)
• Family dinners where everyone's together... staring at separate screens
• The special circle of hell that is "reply all" email chains
But this isn't just another "technology bad" rant. Through razor-sharp wit and painfully relatable scenarios, you'll:
• Discover practical ways to reclaim your sanity without going full hermit
• Learn to navigate workplace digital chaos without losing a piece of your soul
• Find the sweet spot between connected and overwhelmed
• Master the art of setting boundaries
Perfect for readers who:
• Need a laugh while questioning their existence in our digital hell
• Want actionable tips inside genuinely funny stories
• Secretly wish they could throw their phone into the sea (but also panic without it)
Ready to take control of your techno-chaos? Grab "Control + Alt + Human" now and join the revolution of people who are learning to laugh their way back to sanity.
Warning: May cause unexpected bursts of laughter and sudden urges to turn off notifications. Side effects include improved mental clarity and the ability to eat a meal without photographing it.