Undead Trump VS. The Martian Lesbian Communists

He's back from the dead. They're marching from Mars. The galaxy may never recover.
When a botched cosmic ritual, a bag of fertilizer, and a golf course mausoleum collide, Donald J. Trump rises from the grave — stronger, glowing, and angrier than ever. But the universe has changed in his absence. Enter the Lesbian Communists from Mars: a militant, spacefaring collective determined to spread their ideology across the stars, starting with Earth.
Armed with a smartphone that refuses to die and an ego supercharged by cosmic radiation, Undead Trump wages war on extraterrestrial radicals, fashion faux pas, and the fake news media. Tweets break the internet. Hashtags summon spirits. And a bizarre coalition of ghosts, politicians, and cosmic oddities must choose sides in the most outrageous showdown of all time.
📖 Undead Trump VS. Lesbian Communists From Mars is a satirical romp perfect for fans of:- Political parody and absurdist comedy- Over-the-top science fiction battles- Horror-comedy mashups with a sharp satirical bite- Books like Space Bastards, American Psycho meets Futurama, or anything that makes you laugh, groan, and double-take at the same time
Will Earth survive the greatest comeback in history? Or will Martian Marxism prevail against the ultimate undead influencer? One thing's certain: it's going to be tremendous.

Nick Razer is a master chef turned storyteller, known as much for his razor-sharp wit as his obsession with the humble cucumber. From five-star kitchens to farmers' markets, he's spent years perfecting flavors, textures, and the art of turning ordinary ingredients into unforgettable experiences. When he isn't behind a stove, Nick channels his creativity into writing—blending food, humor, and a dash of chaos into every tale. Equal parts culinary craftsman and eccentric visionary, he continues to cook up stories that are as bold and unpredictable as his recipes.