Lewd Limericks for Milo

Lewd Limericks aren't really adult content. They are written for a teenage boy. But to be on the safe side, for some topics may not be appropriate for puritan monotheists, even if their beliefs are not challenged, we are calling this adult content. Twelve is likely old enough. Having said that, limericks are just limericks and ain't no one gotta get their nickers in a twist about lewd limericks.

Born in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada 1960. Moved to London, Ontario, Canada in 1967. Started playing hockey and piano. Went to Sir Wilfred Laurier High School and played the trumpet.
Studied Architectural Technology at Fanshawe College of Applied Arts and Sciences. Started playing guitar and writing a little. On a trip to the mountains in 1982 with a friend I decided, or was awakened to the knowledge that I was going to pursue writing. Graduated 1984 and moved to Toronto.
Moved to Saarbrücken, Germany in 1993.
Have traveled many places in North, Middle and South America and Europe.
Besides reading and writing also work on photography and music.