Masturbating Zombie Clowns: The 100% True Story

D'Rick, Bruiser, Dazer and Red are back! Undead and Republished!
This book combines all three out of print Masturbating Zombie Clown stories, re-edited and repackaged, to give you all the information on the 100% true story "THEY" don't want you to know about!!"
"Masturbating Zombie Clowns... In Youngstown"
"Masturbating Zombie Clowns: Motor City Madness"
"Masturbating Zombie Clowns 3: A Love Story"
"A group of clowns, murdered 25 years earlier, returned as grotesque zombies. These Zombie Clowns made their way into the city of Youngstown, Ohio causing unimaginable havoc, all while masturbating in plain sight. Although most of the public record has been wiped clean of the incident, this is the complete story "THEY" don't want you to know about!"

Wisely McDickens was a quiet lad who once actually had a girlfriend who would touch him in inappropriate ways. But after being embarrassed when she discovered that Wisely was the author of such hilarious adult comedies as Masturbating Zombie Clowns and The How to Guide to Avoid having Sex with your Wife, he was given a choice.... Continue with a regular sex life or see where the wild world of fiction could take him. Wisely made his decision and has since developed a very strong handshake.