Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything! (Goldman's Bulldog Presents, #1)

"You can read it as a book of Twainian essays or as an existential novel with Nobody! as the anti-hero!" Nobody in Algeria
"Or you can read it like the dime-store philosophy that it is!" Nobody at the Five and Dime
"Who would've thought to make Bohr, Godel, and Schrodinger the heroes of an existential novel? Nobody!" Nobody in Paris, Texas
"You know that a fad has ended when it's been reduced to satire. Existentialism is dead!" Nobody in Tombstone
"Nobody! can say things that bodies can't say!" Nobody on Boot Hill
"It's not science humor. It's that hot new genre fiction non-fiction!" Nobody at the School for Modern Fiction Writers
"When will Nobody! be apologizing on Oprah?" Nobody in Chicago
"Nobody! puts the fiction back on the science shelf where it belongs!" Nobody at Fiction Science Magazine

Nobody! is the pen name of the author and central character of the books:
Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!: A Users' Guide for the 21st Century
Written by: Nobody!
Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers
Written by: Nobody!
Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
Written by: Nobody!
"Who would've thought to reinvent non-fiction and make it funny in the process?" Nobody!
"'Back to the Future' of Literary Non-Fiction." Nobody at DeLorean Motor Cars
"It's as if the 'Extracts' ate 'Moby Dick!'" Nobody at Real Vanilla Extracts
"Out Nabakovs Nabakov. 'Pale Fire' for 'Idiots!'" Nobody at the Red Onion State Prison "Super-Prison Literary Society"
"'In Cold Blood'--without all the blood!" Nobody eating "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
"Nobody! has arrived just in time to save the publishing industry singlehandedly!" Nobody at "Publisher's Weakly" Magazine
"Nobody! writes for the cheap seats!" Nobody at Cheapseats.com
"Nobody! takes 'abstract' writing to a whole new level. Plus, he had the good sense to number things!" Nobody selling Jackson Pollock's Numbered Paintings ("They make people look at a picture for what it is--pure painting!")
"Nobody!'s genius was to realize that science was comedy!" Nobody at the University of Clown Science ("The Science of Clowns! The Clowns of Science!")
"Nobody! makes Anonymous irrelevant!" Nobody at Warner Books
"Irreverent--NO!--Irrelevant common sense. Nobody! Knows!" Nobody at "Rolling Stones" Magazine
"We think Nobody! should make a movie!" Nobody at the American Institute of Corn Porn ("Pornography made entirely from corn--for when the ethanol subsidies end! Think creamed corn--and COBS!")
To maintain his anonymity, Nobody! likes to pretend that he's Steve Martin ("to throw the paparazzi off the scent"). To be clear, Nobody! is NOT Steve Martin.