Kelpie Christmas: A Paranormal Romantic Adventure (Kelpie Tales, #1)

What brings Rhonda (full-time assassin for hire), Lady Macbeth (part-time assassin and full-time librarian), and a mythical kelpie to a dark wintry alley?
How does three against five equal three against two?
What secret is hiding inside of the Salvation Army cauldron?
All of these answers and more are waiting for you in this short paranormal romance shoot-em-up story - written for readers who HATE to read romance.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT STEVE VERNON
"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm
"Steve Vernon is something of an anomaly in the world of horror literature. He's one of the freshest new voices in the genre although his career has spanned twenty years. Writing with a rare swagger and confidence, Steve Vernon can lead his readers through an entire gamut of emotions from outright fear and repulsion to pity and laughter." - Cemetery Dance
"Armed with a bizarre sense of humor, a huge amount of originality, a flair for taking risks and a strong grasp of characterization - Steve's got the chops for sure." - Dark Discoveries
"Steve Vernon was born to write. He's the real deal and we're lucky to have him." - Richard Chizmar
My Mom thinks I'm pretty cool, too.

Steve Vernon is a storyteller. The man was born with a campfire burning at his feet. The word "boring" does not exist in this man's vocabulary - unless he's maybe talking about termites or ice augers.
That's all that Steve Vernon will say about himself - on account of Steve Vernon abso-freaking HATES talking about himself in the third person.
But I'll tell you what.
If you LIKED the book that you just read drop me a Tweet on Twitter - @StephenVernon - and yes, old farts like me know how to twitter - and throw in a link to the Kobo version - and I'd be truly grateful.
Reviews are ALWAYS appreciated - but I know that not all of you folks are into writing big long funky old reviews - so shout the book out just any way that you can - because I can use ALL the help I can get.