Sorry in advance for making things weird.

National bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, is back with a fresh and funny brace of realistic affirmations that recognize that failure is always an option across the many splendors of our lives.

Dave Tarnowski is the bestselling author of Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams! and the creator of hundreds of viral memes over the course of a decade. He lives in New York with his trauma. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.