John Dies at the End - If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

f some dark, powerful entity was attempting to ensnare your mind, would you even notice? What is the devil wants to me damnation a bit more fun? In possibly related news, Dave, John and Amy have a popular toy and app that are demanding flesh. It's the same all around the world. Who, or what, is behind it? What's their endgame? As these barely-employed amateurs dig for the truth, another crucial question lingers: Is there seriously no one else who can handle this?