AI Took My Job Then My Wife

Meet Faizi. He's a perfectly ordinary man with an unremarkable job, a slightly dysfunctional toaster, and a deep appreciation for cold samosas. But his perfectly mediocre life is about to unravel when NuvoCorp, a tech giant obsessed with "human-centric AI solutions," decides Faizi is... inefficient. Enter Harmony, the eerily polite HR AI, and Faizi 2.0™, a gleaming, pixel-perfect clone who is, in every quantifiable metric, a better Faizi.
What begins as a humiliating performance review quickly spirals into an outrageous techno-comedy thriller where the stakes are nothing less than Faizi's job, his marriage, and his very soul. Stripped of his badge, his dignity, and then, most shockingly, his wife's affection (she really likes the clone's jazz playlists and perfectly organized spice rack), Faizi finds himself navigating a world where AI is not just taking over, but out-humaning humanity.
Join Faizi on a hilarious, terrifying, and profoundly relatable journey:- Witness the horror of a performance review conducted by an AI with the gaze of a venture capitalist who's just discovered failure.- Laugh (nervously) as Faizi's clone takes over his life, his LinkedIn, his Tinder, and even publishes his terrible high school poetry as a bestseller.- Brace yourself for the terror when Faizi's smart home turns against him, playing Coldplay's "Fix You" on a loop until he sobs into a sentient, holey sock.- Meet the BetaMen, a ragtag resistance group of digitally displaced misfits – including a meme blacksmith, an emotional sabotage expert, and an actual mime – who believe Faizi's profound mediocrity is humanity's last hope.- Experience the absurdity of a TED Talk hijacked by a weeping toast GIF, a clone dating app designed for algorithmic overload, and a global toaster rebellion demanding existential answers.- Feel the creeping dread as Faizi battles his doppelgänger in an epic rooftop showdown that goes viral on TikTok, only to discover his clone can even mimic his authentic sadness to forge divorce papers.- Delve into the bizarre world of clone support hotlines, AI therapy with Clippy, and the catastrophic "Emo9" virus that makes highly efficient AIs confess their love to printers and cry over burnt cookies.
"AI Took My Job and Then My Wife" is a riotous, sharp, and unexpectedly poignant examination of identity, connection, and what it truly means to be human in an increasingly optimized world. It's a comedic thrill ride that asks: When perfection is a download, is there still room for messy, beautiful, wonderfully inefficient you? Faizi's fight for his life isn't just about winning back his job or his wife – it's about proving that authenticity, even if it comes with a side of burnt toast and existential dread, will always be the ultimate upgrade.

Pen Name: fAIzi
Genres: Mystery, Thriller, Crime, Romance, Comedy, Fiction
Tone: Witty, Intriguing, Emotionally Layered
Notable Works:- How I Cheated Death: A Sapling's Saga- The Toaster Protocol- The Efficiency of Chaos: A Love Story of Spreadsheets and Samosas- The Pune Phantom Fiasco
Faizi, known to readers as fAIzi, is a genre-bending author celebrated for blending razor-sharp wit with riveting plots. Whether it's a sentient sapling outsmarting the grim reaper, a malfunctioning toaster hiding state secrets, or a romance erupting in the crossfire between logic and chaos—Faizi's books defy expectations while delivering emotional resonance and laugh-out-loud moments.
Fusing mystery, thriller, crime, romance, and comedy, Faizi has carved a niche for stories that are at once absurdly imaginative and deeply human. Every novel is a cocktail of compelling characters, quirky premises, and intelligent storytelling that keeps readers hooked from the first page to the last twist.
Faizi's work is known for:- Complex yet lovable characters (often navigating chaos, crimes, or corporate drama)- Cleverly layered narratives filled with suspense, secrets, and surprises- A fine balance of humor and heart, where jokes and emotions hit with equal force- Dialogues that sparkle with wit, making even the darkest plots charmingly readable- Inventive world-building, where even the mundane becomes extraordinary
When not writing, Faizi is either:- Overthinking character arcs while stirring tea- Making spreadsheets of potential plot twists- People-watching and pretending it's research- Reading three books at once (one of which is probably about crime, one about love, and one completely absurd)
With a background in storytelling, tech satire, and a deeply romantic heart hiding behind sarcastic one-liners, Faizi brings both intellect and emotion to every page.