I Think We Should Kill Other People

The new laugh-out-loud serial killer thriller from L.M. Chilton, author of Don't Swipe Right and Everyone in the Group Chat Dies.
'Razor sharp, irreverent and as funny as hell' JOHN MARRS
'A brilliant, dark comedy' Heat
Hazel and Marc were paired together on revolutionary new reality TV show Love Synced, in which AI matches hopeful lovers based on its perceptive algorithms.
But when it came time to say I Do on camera, Hazel couldn't go through with it, leaving her perfect match at the altar, his family furious and the whole TV production in jeopardy.
Now all she wants to do is fly home. Instead, she's trapped in an isolated airport that's been ground to a halt by a snow storm... with her ex and his obnoxiously rich family. But when they start turning up dead, a jilted lover is the least of Hazel's worries - there's a serial killer to catch first.
The AI algorithm failed to find Hazel her soulmate... But could it help find the murderer instead?
'A witty, brilliant read' Closer
'Darkly witty and sharply observed ... delivers twists from take-off to touchdown' Psychologies Magazine
'Brutal, biting, and totally unputdownable' JOANNA WALLACE
'For lovers of reality dating shows... hilarious and satisfying' TASHA CORYELL
'Fresh, fast-paced and hilarious... I loved every minute' KJ WHITTLE
Praise for L.M. Chilton:
'Utterly compelling and laugh-out-loud funny' KATY BRENT
'Murderously clever!' RUPERT HOLMES
'With biting, mordant humor, Chilton sends readers on a serial killer hunt for our disassociated, true-crime-obsessed social media age' ASHLEY WINSTEAD
'Funny, twisty, bloodthirsty' JULIE MAE COHEN
'Kept me guessing and was so fun to read' BRITNEY SPEARS

L.M. Chilton is a journalist with fifteen years experience working on TV shows for the BBC, ITV and Channel 4 in the UK, as well as writing columns for magazines such as Cosmopolitan and Glamour, and reporting for national newspapers across the world, everywhere from Doncaster to Delhi. He lives in London, procrastinating. His debut novel, Don't Swipe Right, was published by Head of Zeus in 2023, followed by Everyone in the Group Chat Dies in 2025.