Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse

Phillip's sophomore year is off to a rough start. But then Phillip meets Rebekah. Not only is she unconventionally hot and smart, but she might like him back. As Phillip gets closer to Rebekah, he tries harder and harder to turn himself into the kind of person he thinks she wants him to be. But the question is, can he become that person? And does he really want to?

Lucas Klauss was born and raised in Georgia. He received an MFA in writing for children from the New School, and his humor writing has been featured online at McSweeney's and College Humor—but mostly at LucasKlauss.com and in 140 characters or fewer on Twitter at @lucas_klauss. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.