The Name of This Book is Secret

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!
.For amongst its contents you will find:
two extraordinary adventurers.
a missing magician's diary.
a symphony of spells.
and a deadly secret.
But wait, you already know too much! It is too late. I'm afraid nothing will stop you now. Open the book if you must. But, please, tell no one.

Pseudonymous Bosch is a pseudonym, or as he would prefer to call it (because he is very pretentious), a nom de plume. Unfortunately, for reasons he cannot disclose, but which should be obvious to anyone foolhardy enough to read this book, he cannot tell you his real name. But he admits he has a deep-seated fear of mayonnaise. Fortunately, this has not proved an impediment to The Secret Series selling over two million copies worldwide.