Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies--Oh My!

Welcome to the paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you.
This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest ghost stories and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan—and Your Students
Bite Me
Night of the Living Deadcrumbs
Zombie Psychology
In all, there are seventeen tales to transport you to another world and tickle your funny bone. Sarina Dorie is a published author who has sold over a hundred short stories to markets like Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine, Daily Science Fiction, and Orson Scott Card's IGMS. She has won multiple RWA awards for her novels, and has won the Allasso humor award and the Penn Cove Literary Award multiple times.

Sarina Dorie has sold over 150 short stories to markets like Analog, Daily Science Fiction, F & SF, and Orson Scott Card's IGMS. Her stories and published novels have won humor contests and Romance Writer of America awards. She has about forty books up on Amazon, including her bestselling series, Womby's School for Wayward Witches.
A few of her favorite things include: gluten-free brownies (not necessarily glutton-free), Star Trek, steampunk aesthetics, fairies, Severus Snape, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Mr. Darcy.
By day, Sarina is a public-school art teacher, artist, belly dance performer and instructor, copy editor, fashion designer, event organizer and probably a few other things. By night, she writes. As you might imagine, this leaves little time for sleep.
You can find info about her short stories and novels on her website:
www.sarinadorie.com
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