2026 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar

What sticks around for 12 months and never loses its sense of humor? The original #1 Dad Jokes calendar!
Prepare yourself for 365 days of guaranteed laugh-out-loud, eye rolling dad jokes! In this clean and hilarious 2026 day-by-day desk calendar, you'll find a year's worth of groan-worthy comedy: cheesy quips, silly banter, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns. But remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!
Share endless laughs with family, new dads, friends, bosses, coworkers, or any pun lover in your life! This joke calendar makes an amazing holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant, or funny gag gift from any wife, partner, or kid, or even as lunch box notes! Whether it's for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just for a good punchline, every day is a day for dad jokes!
Additional details:- 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective slipcase- 100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or desk- Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper- Daily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring 365 good, bad, and terrible puns and jokes- Holidays and observances
So I heard that the local bakery burned down yesterday. The business is toast.
I booked a hotel room for my vacation, but I'm not sure about it. I have reservations.
Q: What did Earth say to the other planets?
A: "You guys have no life!"