Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion (Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch, #4)

The newest blockbuster from soon to be unheralded author, Gene Clements. "Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion" is the vast and complex tale of a bitter fifty year rivalry that suddenly erupts in an explosion of shocking facial expressions; of unfulfilled dreams lost, and weight gained. A thrilling story of foreplay under the moonlight and carnal lust imagined under cool white fluorescent lighting.
You'll thrill to the clumsy drawings and inept writing of what critics have called the author's best work since "What I Liked Best About our Field Trip to the Chuckles Candy Factory" from fourth grade. So find a comfy chair, fix yourself a tall gin and tonic, and settle in for three minutes of the best reading you've experienced since you pitched out the junk mail a few minutes ago.

Gene Clements is a retired architect and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing the first couple of paragraphs of a story about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to know how the story was going to end. Now they know, for better or worse!
Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he's eighteen, but he's really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren't necessarily autobiographical in any specific detail (and he wouldn't tell if they were) but the flavor of the stories will be familiar to many readers, especially if they've found their athleticism diminished but their friskiness intact or if they grew up at a time and place where sex was never mentioned, except to warn young people against it.