Snow White's First Night Away from Home (Snow White and the Seven Phalluses, #1)

In this sexy version of the classic fairytale, Snow White escapes the wrath of the Old Queen and begins to learn about Dwarven culture. Excerpt Brownbeard looked down between his legs, as if surprised by his own tumescence. "Horny," he observed. "Horny, horny, ho-ho-ho-ho, horny!" the other dwarves chorused. "Me too," Snow sighed, but they all ignored her.

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A new free story! Connecting: Tales of Af and Ko is far-future nonbinary erotic romance inspired by the New York Times "Connections" Word game. No, that's not a typo.
Also! I forgot to say, but "Topped by the Language App" is now available here as well as on Amazon!
"Mia is having a party, but Karl has to stay in bed." It's a hotwife and cuckold scenario with a difference, as a pervy language app recruits three buff bisexual men to please Mia, each other, and, finally, Karl!
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OUT SOON? Booty Call of Cthulhu
HPL would hate it SO MUCH y'all. Maximum consentacle action. We had a cover done for this and ... now we're having ANOTHER cover done for this. It will happen. I promise!
OUT RIGHT NOW IF NOT QUITE NEW! Cyndy & Ed & Kenny & Lorelei & Mitch
In which I rip an early-aughts erotic classic apart and put back together how I like! Ed and his buddies have a plan to make a dirty movie with two young hotties – but Lorelei has a whole 'nother script for the action. Is there pegging? Oh yes, there is pegging. Also includes the original "Blame it on 'Ed'!"
SURPRISE! I put all my Paranormal and Sci-Fi stories and novellas into a bundle, with a story by Penny Lumiere that I love, and Rex Schmutzig's entries in our Zeta Men series. (You know, it really should be Zeta People... ) There's nothing NEW in it but it delivers good, er BANG for the buck.
STILL OUT "Spicy Telepath Tales – Beguiled by the Saurilian!" Cinna is (happily) "Beguiled by the Saurilian" in this short romantic sapphic erotica story. Visit the 36th century by way of the mid-20th for a dinosaur-esque chef serving a telepathic superheroine a seductive meal on a space station ... and then see what's for dessert.
Polly Liticat is a sex-positive perv with a filthy imagination.
You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never free of politics. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly Liticat on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you ...